The Mets were in the World Series just three years ago. The Kings were in the NBA Finals...um...never.

The Kings remind me of a woman I dated once. She’d been through a lot of terrible shit in the past - her spouse cheating on her, getting drunk and violent, etc. - but when she started dating me, she was afraid of the stability and happiness. Ripped it right out.

Not a bad list, but how is Battle of the Bastards not #1?

Dwayne Wade just seems like a really good dude all around. 

Gallo's pole

Norway would offer plenty of climbing opportunities. Plus, the Vikings ranged from Russia to Turkey to Canada - lots of landscapes in there. I’m pretty excited for this game!

Ok, so 12 years instead of 133 years. So, I guess it depends upon how long the fancy $400 one lasts, in your case.

This is bullshit from BIG DENTAL. My dentist told me years ago that I was doing the same thing, and that I needed some $400 thing. Instead, I went to Dick’s Sporting Goods and bought one of these things for $3. I’ve had to replace it a couple of times, but at this rate, I’ll need to live another 133 years to equal the…

Eastern Michigan Jets?

And you know Seattle and Vegas will meet in the Western Conference Finals right off the bat, too.

The rest of the league has gotten somewhat lucky, though, in that injuries and slumps have repeatedly prevented all those hitters from being in the lineup and at full capacity at the same time. It’s scary to imagine what might happen if the Dodgers finally enjoy a season not so cursed by injuries or other misfortunes.

The Onion is the only good onion. Although light chives and leeks aren’t the worst. Anyone who disagrees can fight me.

A girl has no filter.

More time on the banana boat!

Xerxes apparently was able to do so for his army in 300:

Those band members should just brush this off. The Scope of it is not as terrible as they seem to Oral B, er, orally, arguing.

Feline Hernandez

Or Franklin Brosevelt

He must be related to this Dwight Smith. I remember that guy, as Cubs games were sometimes the only ones I could watch as a kid! He was kind of okay for a couple of years. I hope his son can be kind of okay for the O’s, too!

A shady strip mall in Brisbane?