Is Queensland the Florida of Australia?

Those girls are gonna get The Boot:

“Cool story, bro” - Mark Sanchez

God, that would be fun. I’ve been to twelve or so - lots more to go.

Even if we give them Ron Rivera, it’s still pretty sad.

Nah, he needs the Murderface:

Andy Reid looks like the guy who was sitting in the row behind me the last time I flew to Hawaii.

Bubba Buckaloo is way underrated as a 15th seed. They’re the Florida Gulf Coast of the NOTY Bracket.

When I was in college, I once took Amtrak from Grand Forks, North Dakota to Seattle - 33 hours. I was told it would be fantastic - the views, going through Glacier National Park, etc. Occasionally, a beautiful view would pop out, but only for a fleeting nanosecond, and then we were in a tunnel. But, it wasn’t all bad…

350 isn’t that much, really, on his frame. A slight beer belly.

I remember Big Country! That guy was huge. I wonder what he’s doing now.

I feel like this is a bad knockoff of Siddhartha.

Mike Wilkinson

Man, he could knock Izzo on his a$$ so fast - it’s a shame he can’t retaliate against that bully.

In other news, the Minnesota Vikings singed all of the Coyote Ugly security guards to play offensive line.

They needed to save this one for when they played Anaheim!

That, or the goalkeeper had an the game of his life.

Or my last job hunt.

Yes - and catch some Sumo, too, if possible.

re: eating with one’s hands. When I was in college, I was part of a trip that went to India. Going into a restaurant and seeing grown men and women eating with their hands gave me unspeakable delight - it brought out my rebellious inner child, going against the rules at my parents’ table from when I was three years…