I met Mirco once when he was a minor leaguer - helluva nice guy. Wish him the best - hope he’s back on the ice soon.

He attempted to get to a power pellet, but could not get there in time.

I mean, I have nothing against the Bills, but I’d rather have him run them into the ground than the entire country. Hell, he can run my favorite team into the ground instead if it keeps him out of the Oval Office. I’d make that sacrifice.

“You think I’M a fraud? What about that guy Pythagoras?” - Kyrie Irving

If you are Dirk, the right thing to do is to go back to Europe, sign with a Euro League team, do a buttload of ads and appearances, mail it in on the court every night, and live your best life.

“That should have been a flagrant 2!” - George W. Bush

“Hire her as our OC!” - The Atlanta Falcons

I always wonder how places like this are allowed to stay in business. It’s not that difficult to figure out which are legit and which aren’t.

WYTGS? (Why your team gets sucked)

Sam was the first one that came to mind for me!

Secondary - for the moment. I’d love to do academia at a small liberal arts school, where it’s all about teaching.

If Leach is a true disciple of Sun Tzu, Washington State should forfeit every game next season:

I also would bet she’s pretty offended by Saturday Night Live sketches..

In all honesty, Office Space may be the most impactful movie on my life of all of them. When it came out in 1999, I was planning to go to law school and probably file fancier TPS reports for a living from some cubicle like that. Because of it, I went into education. I don’t know that this was the best choice, but this…

In all honesty, Office Space may be the most impactful movie on my life of all of them. When it came out in 1999, I was planning to go to law school and probably file fancier TPS reports for a living from some cubicle like that. Because of it, I went into education. I don’t know that this was the best choice, but this…

Hey, the last time I visited Panarin, I had the same problem!

I blame a deficiency of Vitamin D for Ricketts.

That, or those Packers fans are still bitter about this:

+ 1868 (Ft. Laramie)

Wait - Bowser is mayor of DC? Somebody check the mayor’s office for kidnapped princesses! But watch out for fireballs and flying hammers.