Fuck it. I'm turning off the game and turning on my Xbox.

My vote is for Lil Jon.

Thank you! Finally, a Super Bowl week controversy not involving Lebron, the Knicks, Anthony Davis, the Ball family, and Kyrie.

Reminds me of a high school game in North Dakota I heard about as a kid. https://www.thedickinsonpress.com/sports/1813252-hettinger-4-regent-2-players-coaches-and-officials-recall-infamous-low-scoring-game

I’m surprised the bat chose this game - they usually don’t like the nets.

+two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

G.O.A.T. - Zlatan

If only Rip Hamilton were still there.

But, hey, Kevin Durant is totally going to sign there this offseason!

Tim Krumrie was de-boned out of a Super Bowl.

Or in the North of Canada.

Eric Plunk has the best pitcher name this side of Bob Walk.

I have heard he was an incredibly nice guy. While he was doing a minor league rehab assignment in Iowa, he stayed in his camper in the stadium parking lot. He would chat with almost anyone who came to visit while he was there, and would provide beer.

Self barbecue!

The Cavs were just leaving him wide open. Ugh. Yeah, it worked out in the end, but still.

I’ve been trying to forget Harrison “0 for whatever from 3" Barnes for nearly three years now. Ugh.

The wings are an interesting choice - given his connection with the Raiders, I figured he’d get 2000 pieces of Dynamite Chicken.

If LeBron does fire Walton, I’m sure the Warriors wouldn’t mind having him back for the next time Steve Kerr throws out his back again.

So someone voted for Patrick McCaw, who has played about 70 minutes on the season and has a 20% field goal percentage. 

Asian Steppe?