Poutine Subban?

Do you remember when Shaun King almost led the Buccaneers to the Super Bowl?

...this is the third time Donovan has failed to retire from soccer.

Can Stan Kroenke be somehow involved in the plot, too?

At this point, wouldn’t it be more efficient to just list players Westbrook isn’t beefing with?

Yes! Trade them both to Phoenix or San Antonio, and Trump will finally shut up about this, perhaps.

I can’t decide which face is more punchable.

Every Super Bowl of the Brady/Belichek Era, yes. Steve Grogan’s and Drew Bledsoe’s Super Bowls were snoozers.

He did, and, of course, this was a career-ending injury for him, where as Curry seemed to bounce back with minimal problems.

Condensation from the hockey ice underneath the floor is a dangerous thing. Reminds me of Reggie Bush in St. Louis a few years ago.

I am no Patriots fan at all, and have plenty to say about them. However, I’ll give them this: every Super Bowl that they’ve been in has been a great game, whether they win or lose. So it's not so bad if they win today. 

You really draw some conclusions with that one.

Tell that to my old college roommate!

You can't blame him, given the circumcises, er, circumstances.

Had there been social media in those days, there would have been so many hot takes. Can you imagine peak Rodman in the Twitterverse?

+ 3 ounces of holy water on Steph’s ankle. 

And it’ll last for centuries, millenia even:

Don’t forget the G-Leaguer Alex Hamilton!

John Jay is far better as a judge and treaty negotiator than as a ballplayer.