Please read this article, Kyler Murray!

Ex-Dolphin coach re-porpoised.

Ha! Sensitive - look in that mirror, amigo.

Um, there was a 15-0 College Football Team on Saturday - not too long ago:

If quarterbacking in the NFL doesn’t work out, he’ll have a bright career as a romance novel cover model. He’s like Fabio, minus fifty years.

I mean, you’re bragging about my team blowing a 3-1 lead, and you’re lecturing me about taking joy away from others. Seems legit. 

“Not bad.” - Christiano Ronaldo’s statue.

Like the Indians blew a 3-1 lead? Or how the Warriors are 3-1 against the Cavs in the NBA Finals? 

They can be lots of fun - years of misery, and then you have this!

Are you sure your Safe Search was off?

Please, Whiteside, do this!

I can’t wait for the day when a cannabis company sponsors a bowl game. The Humboldt Green Smoke a Bowl! The Stanford Trees against the North Texas Mean Green!

Whenever Draymond Green shoots a three, he looks like he is wearing a backpack full of books. It wasn't like that in the past. 

Please oh please let this stadium moat happen. I can’t wait for the videos of drunken tailgaters turning that baby deep yellow.

Reminds me of Valerie Plame’s book:

“More knives than a Benihana!”

Here’s what I’m wondering - will Papa John follow him and sell shitty souvlaki?

Digging deep for that one - er, diving deep.

True story. The Maloof Brothers and Mark Davis also come to mind. Having a hard time paying the bills, so move the team (or try to, in the case of the Maloofs) to get free money from some city desperate for a team.

Fortnight means two weeks. I keep telling my students this.