I’m sure he builds up quite the thirst carrying all of that water for Roger Goodell. 

He has a crack in his butt.

My favorite memory of Harold Baines: https://sports.theonion.com/derek-jeter-honored-for-having-fewer-hits-than-harold-b-1819571015

Agreed -he was one of those very good players that don’t quite make it. Willie McGee is another one that comes to mind.

Pictured: his brother and defensive coordinator:

Otis Redding - everyone forgets him, too.

Tackiest ever? That’s a stretch.

Please oh please be the Kraken, and use something like House Greyjoy’s sigil for the logo:

That one better protect their neck.

+1984

Earl Grey on a rainy/snowy afternoon is one of those things that makes life worth living.

Wouldn’t the act of the Wizards cutting Howard be a Buttectomy?

“Well, at least someone else knows what it’s like to be speared.”

I had to look it up, McCarthy has been in Green Bay since 2006! That blows my mind.

Those are all so...cheesy.

Alabama once won the National Championship without winning the SEC. I guess it can happen.

I get that - I won’t begrudge a bad matchup that looked good in the preseason, such as the Bills-Patriots. But I count a number of games involving the Skins, Giants, and Jets - no need for that.

Monday Night Football should just focus on having decent matchups again. For every Rams-Chiefs game, there’s a boring Dolphins-Jets or 9ers-Giants matchup. The Giants are not a prime time team anymore, okay? Then just get some decent announcers who aren’t trying too hard, and it’ll be better.

All I can think of is Beck.