Are you kidding me? Mark Davis could eat at PF Changs for nearly two weeks with a $250 gift card. That’s a lot of Singapore Street Noodles!

Come on - he’s bound for the Cowboys or Bengals for sure.

It doesn’t help that David is an analyst, so his name is occasionally in my consciousness.

Ooops - I don’t have my Carrs straight.

Next trade - David Carr to the Jaguars for a $250 gift card to PF Changs.

Just wanted to use this gif. 

A woman going to a bar alone where every man there is Brett Kavanaugh, Tobin, or Squee.

And, I suppose you’d have to borrow a chair from another table for Ben Carson.

That group could hold their meetings in a phone booth.

Not even a numerical majority, alas. Just barely winning a few key states.

I was thinking more about the current Molester in Chief, but okay...

Or President.

All of the Warriors haters looking for a glimmer of hope.

At least as interesting is that Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead that year in the World Series. 

Well, she’s been groomed for it from early on.

I really think Damien Jones is going to fill in nicely for McGee’s minutes. He’s looked sharp thus far.

In the first slide, it looks like he’s taking a move from Draymond Green/Chris Paul/Carlos Boozer.

Matt Blair

He (or she) is not exaggerating. Move there, train a bit, and you may be able to do it:

When I die, I want my heart removed from my body and put into the sewers that connect to the toilets at the Vikings practice facility, so they can continue to shit all over it for eternity.