She’s an X-Men style mutant or something.

Goddam - please oh please let HBO/Showtime/AMC/etc. make a series about Thibodeau. Please let Christopher Walken play him. 

Fantastic!

I know one!

Man, this is the best story of the year. I don’t care about Jimmy Butler much, and I don’t care about the Timberwolves or Thibodaux, but I can’t get enough of this.

Exactly. In finance, they'd call this a correction. 

Woj is angling for the UN Ambassador roll, maybe?

Who gives him a tryout first - the Cowboys or the Bengals?

Gritty’s mouth is writing checks that his ass can’t cash.

I think the last actual moderate Republican was Arlen Specter, and he eventually became a Democrat.

Weezy may be better off running for president - he does have government experience, after all!

TO 2.0

23-21. Eagles fans are just sore losers. 23-21!

My Great Aunt passed away a few weeks ago. The funeral was in North Dakota. I booked a flight on Frontier Airlines because it was last minute and less expensive.

Especially in Malaysia!

Right - Tupac is going to hide out for years in a country that hangs anyone caught with more than 2oo g of weed.

Yep - found him!

Hey! That guy changed the oil in my car the other day. 

The Onion occasionally covers it.

It’s amazing. I once played it with the police in Vientiene, Lao PDR, and was laughed at a lot. But when you watch the dudes who are good at it, just wow.