Dammit - I feel like I’m studying for the GRE again.

How the heck did this get out of the grays?

Make him wear a cage - problem solved.

What about this one?

The Raptors are the NBA’s answer to the Washington Capitals. Or vice versa.

I don’t think that’s too big of a deal there - it’s not North Carolina, after all.

They also have given us possibly the worst uniforms in all of sports history - so there’s that, too.

Has Pekka Rinne ever been a candidate for Name of the Year? If not, that needs to be fixed next year. I can’t stop saying it - Pekka Rinne Pekka Rinne Pekka Rinne!

The predator Pekka, which sounds like a New England pronunciation of a slang term for a certain part of the male anatomy, even!

MEET ME IN TEMECULA

“Sign me up!”

I bet he gave the interview from a bathroom stall in a bar in Georgia.

What an asshole.

It’s all very perplexing, I’ll admit. I saw Dustin Byfuglien do this to two Predators on Sunday and spend not a nanosecond in the penalty box, yet the Sharks (full disclosure - I’m a Sharks fan) get a too many men on the ice penalty IN OVERTIME last night because they had a sixth skater have his skates touch the ice…

Does Tyler Durden play for the Astros?

That was a flop.

Counterpoint: some teams are worse at it than others.

Oh, see, I always thought it meant that there was no way they were going to pass it.

Not so - I’m a Junior High teacher, and all of my students know Jordan - probably because his shoes are still the coolest in school. It’s funny - they look exactly like the ones I bought with my paper route money when I was a Junior High student many, many years ago.

“Welcome aboard!”