...and obviously pick up some new Marlins fans along the way.

Isn’t it interesting that Americans like socialism in sports, but not government, while Europeans are the opposite?

How about this - a team loses a ping pong ball every time they have a healthy scratch of a player who is normally a starter? And a neutral doctor/trainer determines the legitimacy of the injury. I’m sure there’s a flaw in this idea, but just brainstorming.

If you do the full calculation you will find that Friday the 13th is no less rare on the calendar than Thursday the 12th.

All I can think of is this:

Right - everyone wants to be a burr in the saddle, it seems.

Well, they can’t be bolled over like that.

Wait - I don’t recall Jaime Lannister ever fighting Theon Greyjoy, and much less on skates.

Okay, I had to Clap.

Agreed. Racoons are actually quite intelligent.

This comment is underrated. It deserves Greater Antilles.

Miami, on the other hand, has a few of them.

Glorious.

Man, those poor, poor Yankees - they never get any breaks!

Gethsemane out of here with this, people! You have so much Golgatha with these sacrilegious puns.

I’m not Jewish, but I do love blasting “Creeping Death” on repeat on Passover every year.

Has there been a statement from Yu Wan Mei on this matter yet?

This is what happens when you eat gluten, according to South Park.

All I can think of is this: