After Mark Antony sang, he was telling someone, "yeah, I got with Cleopatra first." Joe Nathan was enjoying the story a little too much.

In other news, Mark Antony sang "God Bless America." No appearance by Cleopatra, however.

Meanwhile, people in Kansas City are cheering wildly.

Billy Beane will shop him for a bunch of prospects who will keep delivering for the A's.

One theory: One of the guys wanted to punch Chris Berman, as he was so sick of the "back-back-back-back" schtick, but couldn't get at him because of security and such. So, he looked around, found the big dude that sort of looked like Berman, and went at him.

Well, he is just coming into his Sophomore year. He can't declare for the draft until after his Junior year - am I wrong? Isn't this what the whole Maurice Clarette/Mike Williams controversy was about?

Now, if he can just get past the Cuban team minders and gain asylum in the US, he will really have scored!

...and with that, we can all look forward to pictures of Johnny Football biting his nails in the green room on draft day two years hence, as he falls to the Bengals in the third round.

During the game - 13 Ks. After the game - couldn't say how many J's.

That's what she is - the highest in beauty, the lowest in ugliness.

That isn't milk in your latte...

Already have on the fractions. St. Louis Browns, Eddie Gaedal:

They need a new stat for him -the grope. The hold goes to the security who tackled him.

This is the least surprising thing that I've heard since the news broke about Anna and Kris Benson divorcing. Oh, wait...

Roll Damn Tide

That's meth for ya.

Raging Bullshitter.

Wow! If only his quarterback could avoid his linemen's backsides the way Ryan avoids those bulls...

No kidding. A 1st place team in a tough division, and just one All-Star? No Donaldson or Balfour? Nuts.

Is he a peter puffer?