The Dirty Bird can go to Hell.

Benny Hur

Beauty and the Beaver

TO?

No mention of T.O.? JT O'Sullivan? The fact that they were NFC/NFL Doormats before 1981?

(Insert the name of any retired pro wrestler here that is actually still alive) is a mess.

Every kind of awesome!

And Christian Ponder is Idiot #2.

C'mon - I can't be the only one thinking it:

Either way, Sean Newell's spelling is bollucks, as my British friends would say.

I'm pretty sure it's Keith Bulluck.

Hell, the Marlins' 2012 season was better.

Can you blame the guy for being addicted to crack?

YES!

Keep in mind, though, that Pryor was playing with presumably the deeper parts of the Raiders' depth chart here, too.

This video clip needs to include the audio of a certain AWOL Nation song.

His hair is the color of one's poop when they eat too many baby carrots - who could be a better pitchman?

If you want to keep it Dominican, how about Trujillo's Bodega?

I would have figured that Rex would be fishing for sole. But then again, he's more into toes, isn't he?

Hey, if the worst thing about your team's Quarterback is that he's boring, you gotta take that. I mean, JaMarcus Russel was pretty interesting - showing up overweight, obtaining illegal prescriptions, and so on. Living in Syria would be pretty interesting right now - maybe even exciting! But, I don't know about…