The grit screams of Eckstein, while the occupation says Palestine.

Mammas Don't Let Your Beavers Grow Up to Be Lumberjacks

East Bay born and raised, and I've never known anybody to take exception to "The City." You can't own the blue collar and then turn around and whine about it... and you really have no choice but to own the blue collar.

Like many social conservatives, he advocates teleconfrenceus interuptus.

I didn't realize LeBron was coaching College Football!

San Francisco is an intersting city, in that it has a beautiful, clean, and sophisticated side, and then it has places like The Tenderloin and Hunter's Point. There's no in between. The fanbase reflects this - it is old-money or tech money hipsters on one side, and the gang bangers on the other.

I would call it Office Space with some good Indian restaurants.

San Francisco would be bigger, but owing to the Ocean and the Bay, they really don't have many adjacent communities or open land they can swallow up, as San Jose has.

Not really - in Oakland, we're proud to be "The Town."

Build the Transcontinental Railroad. Lose to Canada in the Gold Medal game.

Why Your Team Sucks: You couldn't beat the Rams. Two opportunities. Suck it.

I dont make the actual mistake of going to candlestick anymore, last time I went was 2010 and I swore I'd never be back. The place looks great on tv and thats all that matters to me. I grew up in the South Bay and it sucks, Stanford can barely get people to go to Pac-12 championship games at their own beautiful…

It's been a well kept secret for years that Raider fans are actually far better behaved than 49er fans. 49er fans won't hesitate to stab people that even look at them funny, they harass women and children in opposing gear, they riot, and generally unpleasant human beings that can't wait to mention the five rings that…

The Detroit Tigers' home uniforms are the best, if you ask me. Oakland A's are a close second. In the NFL, Colts and Browns are classic and classy. Hockey, really dig Toronto. NBA, Sixers or Celtics.

I live in the Bay Area, just about equidistant from both Candlestick and the Colosseum, and I have been to both Niners and Raiders home games (although I am not a fan of either team,) and what Damon said in his email is absolutely true - games at both stadiums are equally terrifying. However, if at gunpoint I had to…

Lifelong Niner lover here, and I absolutely loved this. So very spot on, especially the part on our thug fans starting shit with EVERYONE not wearing Niner gear, and the city of Santa Clara being one big Initech. Goddamn Silicon Valley.

I was just about to post this. The sad thing? This is actually, from a musical talent standpoint, loads better than the Superbowl Shuffle. That says WAY more about the Bears than it does about the 'Blue Wave,' though...

Ahhh, I so wish teams did music videos still, just as they did in the 1980s. Note Mike Tice dancing at about 2:25, and that the guy singing in the video is Michael Jackson - but not THAT Michael Jackson.