If you really want some carbon in a nice lattice form, why not get one made in a lab by well paid educated workers instead of from barbaric african diamond mine?

Shade? In the words of Dorian Corey in Paris is Burning: "Shade is, 'I don't tell you you're ugly, but I don't have to tell you because you know you're ugly.' And that's shade."

This one is a keeper! I'm gonna try this one next time! Thanks!

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

Wow, this first letter is a heartbreaking, and I totally 100% agree with her advice.

Only naturally curly hair. Everyone knows that professional women have naturally straight hair that they perfectly coif into gently flowing wavy curls.

a frog who ate 30 rocks.

Oh thank god. I'll never be skinny, but the beefcake thing is just non-laughable enough for me to be able to really beat myself up over failing to achieve it. I'm finally not somebody, instead of just being nobody!

"Meanwhile, on Egotastic..."

Looks more like she IS an autumn, and stole spring/summer colours, though.

Frankly, I'm impressed that Bieber wrote "We should have learned from Princess Diana," rather than, "We should of learned..." Who knew he was somewhat literate?

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Or someone's teenage daughter could see the sexualized, idealized image of a woman in a state of undress and feel worse about her body than she already does. I guess that doesn't matter, though, as long as the boys get erections.

Neely wants all the pills and she wants them now!

"...then I doubt that the Affordable Care Act will cover ritualistic castration ceremonies."

Impractical? Yes. Beautiful? No.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

I'mma let you finish, but Jon Richardson is the greatest Frequent Panel Show Guest of all time. OF ALL TIME.

The newest Jezebel EIC is another white woman.