Not much of a Romney fan, but if we were all permanently defined by our own episodes of assholish behavior in middle and high school, none of us would be accepted by polite society as adults.

It's only at 47%

Things that make me happy: This guy isn't going to be fired over this

Need you to be my life coach for all things, seriously you're the best. I have a series of job interviews in August, will you be around then?

Eh, there's some of that. But I also think it's easier for the kind of person who gets into Marvel movies to identify with the smart one whose parents don't appreciate him and who doesn't fit in rather than the dumb one who has lots of friends and is the favorite child.

yeah that is why right there. "It's my home, and he pays me rent." *SMUG AND PROUD FACE*

I hear the sound of millions of MRAs coming to tell you that you're wrong because reasons.

You know what else can go fly a kite? Any article/listicle/cartoon that condescendingly tells me 'how to talk to an introvert'. The world doesn't have to realign itself according to your neuroses, nerdlingers.

#NotAllWeasleys

DENEUVE? LOL. Just get her name out your mouth when talking about this basic creature.

Thank you. My ex-ballerina mom pulled this kind of stuff all the time, and it was pretty clearly not fun dress up games once my sister and I were in middle school.

Not all girls. Check your pore privilege.

"The Major City that is the center of the universe whereas everywhere else is certifiable hell"

When I first heard of crack pie, I assumed for about twenty seconds that it was being referred to as 'craic' pie (as in a pie that is good fun) due to context and a cultural background where craic is a more often used term than crack, which to be fair is also very white. Were the dips good fun?

Celebrities...they're just like us. They like premarital fucking.

Well, if you're in the mid-Atlantic you should also head out my way to western MD and northern VA. Virginia's Loudon County is beautiful, filled with great wineries and a distillery or three, and there are more than a few nice B&Bs. Washington County in Maryland has a 40+ mile stretch of the Appalachian Trail with…

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

I always want to watch Designing Women. #RIPMeschach