And thus, DayZ has given birth to another mod idea:

Yeah, but 8+ hours a day for how long? You gave me no better concept of the time needed to reach this point than the article did. I would assume he was playing as many hours a day as possible. But without knowing how long that lasted, it does me no good.

His wife could also look exactly like many of these figures and find it all quite flattering.

I agree, Mark came off as very unprofessional here and just seemed to hate on everything to look edgy. I mean you can be not interested in any of them, as I am not interested in a GoW or Heavenly Sword movie, but there's that and then there's the type that hates just to look cool. The Ratchet teaser came out almost a…

Not only that, the Ratchet trailer came out several months before the Sly Cooper trailer if I remember correctly. A quick search here on Kotaku would have turned up a blog post on the trailer. This list was very sloppy in the way it was put together.

FYI fellow Kotaku users, Gameloft is requiring a constant internet connection for this game 24/7 according to a bunch of the reviews.

Serious Sam is all AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The main character DOES wear a helmet. If you have played multiplayer or sat through all the credits you would see the doom guy attire and his suit actually has a helmet (which kinda looks like the halo helmet a bit)

I'm not paid by the hour.

Yep, I think about what a loser I am every time I pull up to the big house that my productive lifestyle bought me.

Wow, you're really worked up defending something so stupid and meaningless.

Nope, still don't understand why speedrunning is a thing.

Oh Harrison Ford, I love how grumpy he has gotten over the years and he's perfectly ok with it becoming his image.

First of all, this is you:

For a module that's been a few months in development, that was a nice presentation.

Just you.

So, like, part of the joy of documentaries (as short as some may be) is learning about a topic you otherwise would not have been inclined to research on your own.

Let's not forget that they're also probably still playing SC: Brood War on XP.

But when are we gonna be able to play Minecraft in Titanfall?