the second season was so fucking terrible that i have to admit, i, a die hard witcher fan, just gave up. i haven’t watched more than a minute of the new season.

i’m sorry, but that is so ghetto. i have a real job, i don’t need a second one. 

“Hopefully this is the actualization of an RPG that really lets you create a character that reflects your identity and lived experience.”

it’s pretty good—i’m not actually bashing the fifth film, but it does feel like it was written on top of three decades of drafts trying to figure out how to adapt fate of atlantis without being accused of doing a video game adaptation.

both the fourth and fifth movie feel like sheepish re-re-revisions of the fate of atlantis—like they secretly knew that the fate of atlantis was the story they should be making, but for one reason or another, couldn’t. 

“Of course, Skullgirls itself has also had plenty of questionable content, ranging from standard anime horny to creepy or potentially offensive art”

because bungie maintains its creative independence 

it seemed almost excessively tendentious. when the message is obvious from the outset, what’s the point in belaboring it?

oh no is it “problematic”?

it wasn’t “drowning”—the submarine’s internal pressure was compromised, causing the entire thing to be crushed under the truly incomprehensibly heavy pressure of the deep sea. they were likely all destroyed within milliseconds. 

gonna be honest this looks like more of the same visually unexceptional design that is quickly becoming pixar’s house style....

grow up

okay, but typically consoles get cheaper after three years. 

i believe dead reckoning part 2 is the intended end of the franchise, or at least cruise’s participation. they’ve certainly expanded the number of characters enough to do a spin off. 

i saw MI Fallout six times in theatres. 

MI Fallout was one of the best American-made action films in many years. 

did you play any video games at all before 2010?

counterpoint—have we forgotten about fallout 76's special edition canvas bag?

they’re still lightyears ahead of any other ‘competitive’ platform.

What’s funny to me is that this article is shot through with the tone of ChatGPT. You guys are getting paid to write, right?