try to enjoy myself when I can – I’ll be miserable enough as it is.

I’m the opposite. I missed New Girl the first time around and had the joy of binge-watching it on Netflix. I wasn’t expecting it to be so funny.  I kind of just thought it was about Zooey D. being twee.  I make it a point of watching The Story of the 50 (Schmidt’s 29th birthday) about once a month. 

I am not really fashion-y, but that bikini in the lead image looks like white high-rise underpants, crinkles and all. *shudders*

I really have to step in here and say that Brian Regan is very popular, and within comedy, very highly respected. 

Right? I go actually natural when I want my coworkers to think I’ve been sick. “Wow, you look awful, are you sure you’re ready to come back to work?”

I remember that, lol. "C-list" is apt.

All the stars

As a debate judge I see this weekly :)

That’s my rep! Go, Pramila!

Cam’ron

The only thing this shoe evokes from me is ~ “Elsa was a late 1990's stripper? ok.”

I, too, found this documentary to be confusing. 

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I would like to fill this entire space with various star and applause gifs, but I’m at work.

This is awesome! Why do you want all of us to feel bad about the inferior presents people have given us? 😂

This take sucks. All it does is play into Republican hands: “See, even the liberals expect this from us”. It didn’t look like Nixon was going to be convicted until public support demanded it, and then he bailed. Letting Republicans off the hook before we even put them on it is defeatism.

It’s almost like the solution would be to ensure women get paid as much as men in the first place.

I think she at least could have interviewed someone who has frozen their eggs. I've had ivf, harvesting eggs is an ordeal, you don't do it for the heck of it