Blech, not a fan. I think the only thing I’ve ever seen him in is Parks and Rec as Leslie’s short-lived boyfriend Justin. He played my most-hated type of person: a good-looking, charming, rich white guy who is utterly unaware of the bucketloads of privilege that make his life so goddamn wonderful. Every single last…
Good for us! ;)
oh good grief.
lol. We got married after about 9 months, and people always say that “When you know, you know!!” thing to us, and we’re always like, “HAHAHA NO, more like when you’re 21 you’re fucking stupid.” We just got super fucking lucky and turned out to be compatible after all.
I got married super duper fast (faster even than Schumer, and waaaaaaay younger), and we’re still going strong. I maintain that it is the unlikeliest and luckiest outcome conceivable. Husband’s cooking skills and willingness to clean the house are probably responsible for a fair majority of our success as a couple.
Ha. I’ve got a little Happy Meal toy on my desk right now. It’s a Yoshi figurine where the tongue sticks out when you press a button on its back. I keep it there because people love to play with it when they come into my office to talk.
oh. my. god.
A cheeseburger happy meal with white milk and apple slices is my preferred meal-on-the-go. The cheeseburger is easy to eat one-handed in the car, the little baby-sized french fry is honestly all you need to satisfy that craving, and the milk and apples keep me from feeling like an absolute monster. The total amount of…
Did you rinse afterward? That would be the only thing I could think of - otherwise I’m sure you’re perfectly capable of swiping a cotton pad around your face without screwing it up. ;) It might just be that it’s not the right product for your particular skin.
Given Neogen a shot. After reading this, I was horrified, but also jealous of this woman’s ridiculously beautiful skin. I tried the Neogen biopeel (the squat yellow jar) because I also have rough, scaly patches and *nothing* seems to help, even regular exfoliation with this stuff. It is surprisingly affordable, and…
Huh. I didn’t know Seneca Crane had a beauty company.
congrats to you guys! <3
Food assistance during the Depression - which was given in the form of the food itself, not in vouchers as it is now - was expressly chosen for being difficult to make into tasty meals without the addition of many other ingredients. The purpose was to make families hate food assistance so much they would get off it at…
Yes. Checking out feels wrong, as another commenter said below, but I’m not enough of a masochist to stay checked in. So I take the ol’ Catholic church/rich white guy route: I buy my way out of guilt. I’m giving more and more strategically than ever before, and I now have what has essentially morphed into a swear jar…
My instinct was to highlight the most batshit parts of the quote you pulled and post some funny gif about it, but there’s nothing to pull - it’s all completely bananas.
And so she did—elbow-length black leather gloves, to be exact—in November, when she was photographed beside her husband holding up a fresh printing of dollar bills at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing with a wicked glint in her eyes.
You may enjoy From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, not only because it’s a charming little book, but because the grammatical pedantry in it comes from the mouth of a 12-year-old (offered in service to her 9-year-old brother). Delightful!
“It’s very scary when you know people are just not going to believe you once you open your mouth,”
omg, fuck that guy for trying to take off your hat! no no no!!!