In the immortal words of one of our greatest philosophers:

My dear, just get your tubes tied! It’s not a big deal, mine was covered by insurance. If this is how you really feel, then stick to your guns. I knew my husband of 42 years was the one when I overheard him tell some lady that he loved children as long as they belonged to other people. My head snapped around and I was…

This would make me laugh or at least giggle. Farts are funny! Also coming from someone like him makes it all the more funny.

I humbly submit that your heart could stand to grow a few sizes. 

As the last section points out, this isn’t just a $10k+ gamble that your frozen eggs will result in a child at some point, it’s also a gamble that this is a business model that will survive until the point at which you want to use your eggs.

Along the same lines of the adults-only baby showers I keep getting invites to... HARD eyeroll. Like, you bitches know that the end game here is a child, right? But you can’t be bothered to tolerate one in your presence...?

If you might want children in your 40s, freezing your eggs seems like an unnecessary hassle and expense- Just drunkenly hook up with an unemployed ex! It’s worked for more than one woman I know.

I never had such an overwhelming urge to reproduce..and so, I didn’t.

When done right though...

It’s not a cheese board if there isn’t room to actually cut and serve yourself cheese from it, or if cheese is not the main ingredient. 

It sounds like the original term might have been more precise if it were “emotional capitalism,” because that makes it clear that it refers to the emotional labor that is performed for money. The terminology wasn’t right from the beginning and it makes a lot more sense in its broad application now. The idea that you…

Ehh, I find the term useful in exactly the texting scenario you describe, in consciously using it to decide if I’m genuinely friends with a person or not. If my reaction to a given person is, like yours, “YES!!!!!” then it means I do want to be friends with that person and it’s probably a case of equal footing and…

To a context point of where they show the power of the male over the female (i.e., Tyrion having his way with whores because he’s not respected), I can KIND of allow it. The Khal Drogo incident, I can KINDA go along with that, as well, considering that it set up a later “angry woman overthrowing the male dominated…

Perhaps it was an extreme case of flatulence?

Every 30 minutes still leaves plenty of time for him to commit suicide, FWIW. Anyhow, he’s dead and

Still torn as to fell asleep vs. paid off. I can’t decide if it matters in the end. 

don’t forget about the cameras that malfunctioned conveniently outside his cell

I still can’t get over two—TWO—guards “falling asleep” on their shift. Who came up with that excuse?!