I didn’t have my glasses!!!

omg, don’t trust the b is such a fucking delight. we *regularly* use lines from the show in our every day conversation. this morning, my husband woke me by saying, “what up donkey.” lololol

So, it’s a post-apocalyptic trilogy, and the first book, obviously, covers the apocalyptic event and immediate aftermath. That’s pretty run-of-the-mill stuff. Maybe the first third (?) of Midwife is that garden-variety survival story. But, because of the particular apocalypse the author used, it creates opportunity…

Ooh! Add The Book of The Unnamed Midwife! I opened it on the Kindle app on my phone last Sunday when I was hungover and didn’t want to get out of bed and I DID NOT MOVE UNTIL I FINISHED THE ENTIRE THING. I literally read the whole book on my phone in one sitting. I devoured the next two in the trilogy, too. It’s incred…

Fair point. I wouldn’t share make up at all, but I’m financially stable and I can buy my own. Back in my extremely broke-ass days, I might have considered it. Depends on your risk tolerance.

I admit I have done this once or twice in Sephora; but ONLY after multiple wipes and sprays with alcohol.

Just...don’t. I mean, I’ll allow acceptance of tried-but-disliked items from a close friend/family member - you know them, and their shit, and you know when they bought it and the circumstances in which they keep it, and when they tell you they only tried it once, you can believe them - but otherwise, da fuq you doin,…

Yeah, like when Bryan Singer was all like, “I don’t even have any idea who these guys are,” and we were all like, DON’T YOU SEE HOW THAT MAKES IT WORSE, YOU FUCK??

I believed that all of my interactions and relationships were always welcomed and consensual. People who know me or who have worked with me know that I am not someone who would intentionally harm, offend, or embarrass anyone. However, I recognize that the rules and standards by which we are — and should be — measured…

Yes! good one!

100%

Y’all. Read Daniel Okrent’s The Guarded Gate. Even a century+ ago, when the eugenics movement was just beginning to gather steam and it was accepted science that “the races” had an innate biological hierarchy of value (white guys at the top, obv), and it was deemed necessary for the perpetuation of the American people…

Oh, yeah, frozen custard is a goddamn delight.

That’s because they have to add a bunch of extra shit to it to make it stay soft and not separate. Soft serve is ice cream the way Velveeta is cheese.

That...is dumb. Please don’t do that.

ooh, Dove bars are great. 

Soft serve is not ice cream. It’s not even called ice cream! It’s called “soft serve”! There isn’t even a noun in the name! What the fuck is “soft serve”? Softly served what? GARBAGE, THAT’S WHAT. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

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YES

I drink it fast enough that losing the fizz isn’t a problem. :)