COUPES. ARE. FOR. CHAMPAGNE.

It’s literally the start to every dystopian horror story of the last 20 years.

Fuck this fucking administration and the fucking racist horse it rode in on.

omg, this is beautiful. dying.

YES!

lol, fair enough. :)

Ooh, I like this. Let’s drag books we were supposed to love but actually hated.

YES!

Yeah, the size charts were really bad, though I felt they were bad all around - I didn’t feel like they were any better for tops. Eventually I just decided not to order anything unless there were enough reviews that I could figure out the sizing based on that. 

Modcloth had some great stuff, but, for me, it was very inconsistent. You could get truly high-quality clothing that was a genuine bargain for the price; you could also pay waaaay too much for some really chintzy-ass shit. It was difficult to tell which was which unless/until you became a veteran buyer and got to know…

The community service is an insult, too. As if she has anything to atone for.

Knowing what we all know now about Weinstein, and imagining what it must have been like for Paltrow to be on a Weinstein project pretty much 24/7 from about 1995-2008, this fucked up wellness obsession kinda makes sense to me. Even if she wasn’t personally attacked/raped/harassed/blackmailed/what-have-you, she was…

I wrote for that scholarship, too. (Also did not get it. Fun fact: I wrote for a scholarship from a different organization at the same time, on Pride and Prejudice. It was the first time I’d ever read two books at the same time, and reading those two books simultaneously nearly broke my brain.) Rand’s protege, in…

lol, yep!

Also, um, kinda buried the lede there? “Bridget Carroll’s sudden death in the basement of her parents’ country home.”

ha, pretty much.

“She’s a frum Donatella Versace, her platinum hair parted severely down the middle, clad in increasingly conservative floor-length dresses, with an uncanny-valley beauty that’s the inverse of her father’s slack meat sack, and speaking in the ever-huskier whisper of a phone-sex operator who went to boarding school.”

Well, perhaps the need outstrips the supply. I would imagine Watson did her due diligence before setting this up, and after checking into all that found there was still a big need not getting met. I could be wrong, of course, but this doesn’t smell like a vanity project. If Watson were after a vanity project, she…