YOU KNOW I GET PAID FOR THIS RIGHT?

My grandfather was a decent man but a blackout drunk. He never hurt anyone or said cruel things, he would just disappear for days/weeks and comeback shaking and with screaming night terrors from WWII. He was a professional boxer and remained huge and muscular even into his 70’s but was still a very gentle man. I think…

Not that. I think it’s more that people who have labeled themselves intelligent (and who don’t need to struggle to make a subsistence living) have a tendency to over-analyze every damn thing on Earth and get stuck in a feedback loop of epic narcissism and self-doubt.

No, I simply have a different perspective. I am a special education teacher and spend my days with children who are in the process of realizing that other people are smarter than them.

Next thing you know- Tyra won’t be owing anyone any bandwidth.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

I think that is wonderful. Now next for Pennsylvania, please strike down the legal right for people to discriminate against LGBT people in employment and housing and such things. These guys deserve full legal rights (we all do) in every sense.

I tried to watch Dinner for Five, Jon Favreau’s old IFC show in which five actors/directors/producers/etc. got together and had dinner and just talked about their experiences in the industry, years ago, and quit in disgust because of exactly this reason. A lot of the shows had no women at all, the ones that did never…

The point is not adding “token” women. The point is recognizing the knowledge and skills women abundantly have, and are equal to or exceed that of male panalist, and incorporate them equally into the world.

...has a killer writing staff.

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.

Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”

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I LIVE IN LA! I WANT THE JOB. I AM AN AWESOME TYPER AND I HAVE THE SHORT STUBBY NAILS OF A MOUNTAIN TROLL PLUS I AM AWESOME.

Oh, my.

I hate this and it breaks my heart. Whenever I hear things like this, I think “I’d never have done something so cruel as a teen,” and then I think, but would I? I would’ve been passive if I’d seen this kind of bullying. Which is just as bad.

In response to Thune, I’ve never tried his ramen recipe (sounds revolutionary) but I did once make a sandwich with a tortilla instead of bread and beans and cheese instead of lunchmeat. I call it the tortill-wich and I think it’s gonna be HUGE.

Ummm. Exactly. This is how I still fit into my HS cheerleader outfit. I chase everything with water. And cocaine.

My initial response to what the Post Office did was “God thats lazy”