I loved it.

I hate this one. I kept stabbing myself in the eye with the wand, which doesn't happen with other kinds!

I hate this one. I kept stabbing myself in the eye with the wand, which doesn't happen with other kinds!

Lancome's Hypnose Waterproof. It's unbelievable. Medium-sized bristle wand, not too big, not too small. No rubber or silicone nonsense. Applies like silk. Tenaciously holds a curl like no other mascara I've ever found, and refuses to smudge. I can sweat, swim, rub my eyes, sleep with an eye mask on and it's still…

Lancome's Hypnose Waterproof. It's unbelievable. Medium-sized bristle wand, not too big, not too small. No rubber or…

Kelly Clarkson and I have very similar body types. Like her, my weight has fluctuated over the past 5 years and I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been. It has really been a struggle for me to feel comfortable in my own skin but Kelly’s confidence and body positivity have inspired me to be more accepting of myself.…

The marker ones, go for it, stays on better if you wear it. The solid ones (like the Revlon Balm stains) yes you can but wear just it for a bit then stick on balm over top other wise it comes off faster. Revlons are the best I found in the drug store, but I like Kat Von D's as well.

The Sephora ones don't need reapplying. They are extremely drying though so wearing Vaseline or chapstick before applying helps. And they don't leave a lot of lipstick marks on mugs.

Sephora lip stains really are awesome!

Oh, that's definitely something to look into. Do you find they generally stay on all day, or do you have to re-apply? One reason I never got into lipstick is because I couldn't be bothered to re-apply every time I took a few sips of beer. It seems pointless to put in the effort for lipstick when I'm just going to be…

You are on a roll. Cheers, as always!

There are actually a few different ways a lip stain can come. I believe Revlon (although I'm boycotting them right now) makes a lip balm stain that works well and is basically a lipstick that will wear off but leave you with color. Some come as glosses, or you can even find some as a more clear liquid consistency.…

Whenever I see a penis hangin’ low (yes, i am in a long term relationship with a man) I am always struck by how inconvenient they look. Like, how annoying. Its like boobs, but if your boobs were between your legs getting in the way of walking. WTF penises???

I find that to keep lip tars on longer no matter the color is to use their primer. In fact I use it under all my lip colors because it has a great peppermint scent and is not drying in any way.

If you want a nice melony shade in OCC, Grandma or Electric Grandma (the Electric Grandma being the metallic version) would probably be the way to go. I have noticed that the lighter shades of OCC usually don't stay on as long as the darker shades, but they still stay on longer than most lipsticks.

It is a really pretty color! And it's only $6, so you really can't beat the price.

Jamie Dornan once jumped on a bus full of school children armed with a machete and smeared in pigs blood - just to see what terror looked like in a child’s eyes.

I watched his standup for a while, he can do it.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

Nope disagree. Just watched him live and he delivered two hours of I laughed so hard I cried comedy. That is not an easy feat! He is much much better then what you've seen so far on TDDTDD

You are clearly unfamiliar with Raffey.

meant to appeal to women who have a sense of humor, a sense of history and healthy self-esteem