I judge people who drive lifted bro-douche trucks that tailgate and spew coal. Those people deserve to be judged.

It doesn’t really make much sense here. This couple wasn’t trying to drum up publicity - there were no pictures of the wedding and their relationship seems to have been low-key. Find better targets if you want this joke to work, Jezebel.

Nope.

I watched Gilbert Grape with my parents, and I think that’s the last time I saw one of his movies. The next day my dad said, “I had a weird dream about that red-headed kid in the movie,” and I said, “You had a dream about Johnny Depp? What was it about?” He said, “I dreamt he had a bird dog, and he couldn’t do nothin’…

I wonder if they dated all the other oceans first. Like, the Atlantic Ocean was their first love but then randomly found out one day it’s a right-wing nutjob that supported slavery and other awful stuff. Then they fell in love with the Indian Ocean freshman year but their parents’ didn’t approve of the relationship.…

You don’t have a clue about history. There was a time when fat equaled wealth. Much of the time you describe people were often undernourished. People starved to death during the great depression. Did you ever think the people you are talking about don’t have money for extra food?

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

I feel kind of bad admitting this, but when I see plus-size modeling campaigns I feel kind of bitter and sad for one reason: almost every plus-size model I can think of from a major campaign has a flat/nearly-flat stomach (or is at least photoshopped to look like they have one). So I’m torn between trying to be happy…

Normal

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

oh wow, have your comments been working out?

You’re probably trolling, but just in case you’re not: hey, man, we do it, too. Extreme liberal, extreme conservative, moderate in either direction, whatever: this is how you get people do to things you want them to do. Whether that’s a scam, or a completely legitimate cause, the things you want to do are get people…

My 6’ 200lb 14 year old son was at my house with his 5’10” 175lb 12 year old cousin who lives 4 houses away around the corner. They decide to go to his house and play video games so they take off down the street at 8pm with an Xbox and flat screen tv. Still scares me.

I hope they lost/are losing a significant amount of money from all the people who stopped watching. Another article I read about this implied that was the case, which is the only reason why they considered making any changes in how they handle sexual violence on the show. Personally, I’m done with the show for good.…

That may well be, but what the average American buys as “chocolate” in the supermarket - and the same is true for all things bread-related and for American beer, by the way - wouldn’t be suitable to be fed to the dogs in Germany, France or Switzerland.

Reminds me of the whole Noka thing years ago: http://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-c…

It’s projecting their own strategic utter belief in what they say. Expressing a complete and utter belief in a particular interpreation of the moment, or of a goal, if coupled with decent communicative ability, is contagious; so much of the human experience really just consists of shared interpretations of reality,…

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

I am so sick of this. I’m Appalachian, and I was raised to treat people with empathy. It was never acceptable in my household to slander gays or trans* people. Ever. Can we stop being absolute jerks to people from my region? Because it reeks of classism and something awfully close to ethnic hatred.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.