It doesn’t really make much sense here. This couple wasn’t trying to drum up publicity - there were no pictures of the wedding and their relationship seems to have been low-key. Find better targets if you want this joke to work, Jezebel.
I watched Gilbert Grape with my parents, and I think that’s the last time I saw one of his movies. The next day my dad said, “I had a weird dream about that red-headed kid in the movie,” and I said, “You had a dream about Johnny Depp? What was it about?” He said, “I dreamt he had a bird dog, and he couldn’t do nothin’… Read more
I wonder if they dated all the other oceans first. Like, the Atlantic Ocean was their first love but then randomly found out one day it’s a right-wing nutjob that supported slavery and other awful stuff. Then they fell in love with the Indian Ocean freshman year but their parents’ didn’t approve of the relationship.… Read more