All the dudes who I know who were circumcised later in life are Africans. Possibly due to religious regions, but also possibly to reduce the transmission of HIV. They were all high schoolers, and I don't think they even used local anesthetic. Champs.

I lost it at "What's your favorite color?" "Every color informs the others".

In most of the pictures I've seen of Justin Bieber, he's looking down at his pecs. I am frequently distracted by my own breasts, so I get it. We're both terrible narcissists.

If I received one of these there's no way I wouldn't think the sender was being passive aggressive. Especially the You Were Wrong card. There would be side eye for days.

That's truly fantastic. Now, let's see how long it takes for other states to get on board.

Women's quality of lives are "more important" than saving money. I have governor envy.

I saw the first picture and thought it was from the Kardashian wedding.

Things as Disney Princesses hasn't jumped the shark yet? :/ I need to stop clicking on these articles.

yeah right? I dreamt about Neil Patrick Harris, too, so clearly I need to stop reading jezebel before I go to bed.

Last night, I dreamt that Kim, Kanye, and Kourtney and I were all hanging out. I blame Jezebel's constant Kim/Kanye wedding coverage.

I just felt a chill go down my spine. It's like a promo image from Jeeper's Creepers 4: The Amazon.

So... The Dirty is a website that does what exactly? Is it like an e-burn book?

It really sounds as if they're writing for a target demographic of pre-teens. But, sex tips, so sexually active 12-year olds? Confusing.

Boo. My browser won't let me open your link. I was asking about sex frequency. I'm glad that there are support systems in place.

That's really interesting. Do they take the woman's word for these sort of things? What if the husband lies? And, six nights is quite a lot...

I definitely agree that you learn from your mistakes. This is just... not something that I would ever agree with. 10 hours is excessive. I would be so angry to have to waste my time in marriage classes. I wonder how much it would dissuade me to have to stick around for 30 hours of classes.

What is a sex quota? I'd like to make mine v high, please.

I know. Good points! It's super uncomfortable to me that they'd make someone who suffered from abuse in their previous marriage have to go through a blamey "marriage training".

I'm amused that you're required to spend more time learning about marriage if you've actually been through a few. So, divorce means that you just weren't "prepared for your role as spouse". Ok.

No... New York gave us Jersey Shore.