The eye-enlargening legit scares me.

Holy hell... I have no excuse for being a grown-ass woman who can't speak in front of a group of 5, let alone a crowd.

Oi I know. She was one of my first legit bi-crushes. She's lovely.

Here's a seriously awesome lentil salad recipe.

I, for one, approve of the GOOP newsletter. Beans are cheap and delicious. But, I'm confused about the koshari recipe. Koshari without the tomato sauce and fried onions is just... lentils on rice.

Try Black or Beluga lentils. They're not as mushy. Red lentils are super fast-cooking and can get mushy if you leave them on too long.

Yes! 1000-times-yes!

I never thought I'd care, but I really want their relationship to be real now.

Thanks! I'll check it out. Like right now.

Oh wut. I read the Bloody Chamber and didn't connect the story with the movie until you said that. Both are so good.

I know, it's gorgeous. Red hair would look awful on me, which genuinely makes me sad.

Wasn't that done already?

I loved old Domino. Is it just me or is everything they feature more expensive than it used to be. I remember it being more budget friendly.

Oh wow. I love tiny Jareth!

I saw him last year at a quantum leap panel. The man still looks amazing. Would do.

Still hot.

I have the same issue. It works better if you braid day-old hair.

Her hands are so nice and smooth... Put the lotion on the skin.

Right? Google tells me that purple contacts are only $15. Is the thought of having invisible hello kitties in your eye worth $85?

Ah yes! That's the only logical thing it could've said!