Lame. There are scores more complicated than that which actually sound like music. I wish people would stop posting what amounts to an "U mad bro?" meme.

It's so crazy when their joints still aren't set in all the way and they can do shit that adults can't do without ending up in a hospital. I haven't seen that much ponytail twirling since the Le1f concert.

This would be funny (well no) if men didn't consistently get hired because penis. So yeah.

I can see how from their perspective it wasn't offensive, but when you're a public relations person, your job isn't to see things from your perspective.

Meh, things are truly terrifying when there is some truth to it. Here, however, is just a bunch of idiots trying to argue that the earth is still flat. I can't get riled up over dumb.

Some people think pets are capable of understanding human speech and carrying on sexual relationships with humans, but that is a mental deficiency of the human, not a capability of the animal. In other words, if you think that your pet cares for you outside of being its only source of nutrients, you're insane.

No you don't.

A fear that is pretty much unfounded by the way.

I don't know, I think that it might be more the "Easter chick/bunny" situation where people impulse buy a living creature because holiday and in November they suddenly realize that it's an autonomous being that needs care and chuck it back.

It should be illegal to own any animal as a pet. Animals are living things with autonomy, not property for people to parade around as accessories. The only thing that should possibly be even considered as a pet is a dog since we've pretty much retarded them through inbreeding to the point where most can't survive…

Christ, people will concern troll over a fucking fetus but as soon as that thing's born it's all: it's okay to spank your kids because my parents spanked me and I turned out okay.

I got the stomach flu after eat brotwurst one time, so I have never eaten brotwurst since and I encourage other people to avoid it like the plague.

For real, I've never even heard of this phenomenon.

Modern western songs are only traditionally around 3 minutes because of the length restrictions of the original record before the LP. Now it seems like the modern person's attention span barely stretches to even that.

If Rockstar were any good, they wouldn't have to compromise themselves artistically in order to further change. From what I've seen in the past from them, they really aren't.

Men tend to want to act like children instead of responsible adults, that goes without saying.

Life hasn't happened to them yet. When it does, they'll do a personal 180.

I want to know more about the ongoing alliance between your laundry machinery. Stories should be written.

That guy looks damn good in those shorts. I'm sure that his daughter was more pissed off that he would go to those lengths to try to embarrass her than actually being embarrassed herself.