You can't. Welcome to Thomas Friedman's flat world.

Ahh goatse, the quaint days of the internet.

Some people do need antidepressants, you know. By the time I finally got a prescription for antidepressants I was blatantly suicidal and ready to drive my car off a bridge. And I don't appreciate your tone or your judgment.

Amazing, so amazing. Loved reading this and hope it can be promoted more, to not only glorify the legacy of a true ball player but also as to how a model celebrity/professional athletes "should" handle stardom. Thanks for taking the time to write this David, it was much appreciated by a fan of baseball.

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

"More cynical snark articles!" - guy who spent more than a few minutes in the company bathroom getting it together.

Still in my garage.

You sound charming.

Wut? I've been criticizing the USA's performance.

Weird, you must have missed the Honduras-France game

*scans the road*

Ari, master of 4chan because he went there once or twice, not for him to brag or anything, just saying of course.

This is like... one of the least offensive things to come out of 4chan since... like ever?

So when 4chan pretends to be feminists to troll people. it's just trolls from 4chan.

but when 4chan pretends to be MRAs to troll people... OMG MRAS ARE EVIL! LOL

god damn jezebel get your shit together.

he will probably give 3 solid paragraphs, before everything goes to shit in the 4th.

Leave his sex life out of this.

To be fair, that kid should really know how to create a pivot table by now.

This article is so whiny and soft. Honestly, it's baseball. We don't need a thesis on the social implications of unwritten rules in the psyche of the modern man and if it's a larger personification of the ego and the embodiment of "institutional bullying" and blaggity blaggity blah. It's just baseball man.

Great article, but not sure what Adam Dunn's spray chart has to do with it.