Here's my "pro tip" to the Purity Ball organizers of the American West. Either reschedule these events for the Fall when the desert is in bloom, or wait until later in the Spring. Maybe the scenery is a metaphor for the sexual "wasteland" these girls are pledging to remain tied to, but it doesn't really work. It looks…

Tom Carvel go to jail? Never. He built an ice cream empire from a single dollar. Cookie Puss was his clever way of cashing in on ET mania (CP = clever knockoff of ET).

I'm with proofer on this.

I'm going to pitch a comedy about two slackers working the service desk at Ocean State Job Lot. The same 10 of 15 "crazy" frequent customers constantly come back to exchange, or complain about, merchandise. The slackers call them shopping "zombies" and wish they were dead. I think I'll call the show....

Excellent. Good job, Internets, one doesn't just walk into a Star Wars reference.

Rule 34 in full play. I repeat, rule 34 invoked. Be careful, testing rule 34 will make your eyes bleed.

Had the game gone the other way, my understanding is that the cops would have fired cheese balls at the Wisconsin fans.

I love puppies!

You can't bait me, bitches. I came for the comments.

Hah!

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.