Masturbation... is no game.

Undersized big man is a player that taking the big man position (usually between Small or Power Forward post), although they're quite undersized. Take Charles Barkley & Larry "Grandmama" Johnson for example. They took on Power Forward position, playing against the guys 5 inches taller than them. (They both listed as…

No, not really. I mean, how could you sully the innocent cuteness of My Litttle P............OH MY GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was later released by police and given $500. Apparently, Arizona's "Stand Your Ground" law needs a bit of tweaking.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

Also: Blazing Saddles is still incredibly funny.

/reads headline
/reads article
/reads comment section
/slowly walks into Newtown Creek

This is satire, right?

As part Native American (25%) I would like to say fuck the Asian's. This was our land of debate. When will everyone stop taking what's ours?

That's the joke. The entire "controversy" has completely bypassed the issue Colbert and his writers were ridiculing in the first place: How in 2014, a team can still be called the Redskins. It's satirizing how we're so numb to the fact that Redskins is a long-defined racial slur but gooks and other words instantly set…

How about "Redskins?"

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

A backwards "K" denotes a strikeout looking.

He wants to eat poutine with Putin.

It was great, actually had lunch with the Royal Family. It's easy to do, seeing as they don't live in another country.

"Why is one of the NBA's All-Time greatest scorers working as a Crossing Guard Now?" Because he freakin' wants to. I have been working some lately as a limo driver, and I get asked similar questions, because I used to make quite a bit of money. My answer is the same: "because I freakin' want to." People in this…

Think Dantley was the best undersized big man? Perhaps you're forgetting about a round mound of rebound named Charles Barkley. Sir Charles was listed at 6'6" but was actually 6'5". He scored more points than Dantley, had a very slightly higher shooting percentage, and got more than twice as many rebounds. Throw in all…

I spent most of a day with A.D. when I worked at a basketball camp in the '80s. Of all the players and coaches I met that summer, he was by far the most interesting and thoughtful. Great guy.

Cool! I drive through that intersection every day. He is really, really tall, especially compared to middle schoolers.