Gossage pines for a simpler time when all the players tied an onion around their belt, rich people rode around in Zeppelin's while dropping coins on people, and no one recognized Missoura.

How do you go from building custom motorcycles, to being a coach on the Yankees? This guy has done it all!!

My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

Buzzer was early (or it could be an audio delay from the video encoding) but if you look at the clock in the last angle...it’s about three feet from his arms with 0.1 left. I definitely thought it was late, too.

Alternatively: wat

I don’t think us humans can understand the plight of half-human, half-robots as marginalized members of our society.

what

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Internet: You are whore for showing your boobs.

Baseball is fucking weird.

If the unwritten rules are so important, then the defense of them should be unspoken.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

At the end of the interview, he stared intently at the reporter, flipped the mic, and started jogging around the clubhouse.

It’s remarkable and insane that we even need a Professional Athletes Openly Having Fun Revolution, but sign me right the fuck up.

Obviously, Harper is calling on us to burn down the St. Louis Cardinals. That’s leadership I can get behind.

Oh Fernandez. You so crazy.

You missed "Act like you've been there before". Other than that good show.

Nothing turns me into a fan of a particular player like seeing them have a great time on the field. Seeing guys remembering that they're playing a game, living a childhood dream, and really enjoying their work is the pinnacle of the fan experience for me.

These thugs have no class. show some respect for the GAME and play the RIGHT WAY. I cant believe the lack of leadership on these teams no one called these kids out for this bushleague hooliganery. this is just part of a larger problem in baseball. players dont care the way they used to.

Sports is entertainment, if someone wants to moonwalk around the bases after a HR, let them. I can't sit through a baseball game at this point because it's just not interesting.