Here's a technical diagram explaining what went wrong:

Haha, yes the Ford logos all over his "contest" would strongly support that.

Elon Musk will be attending just to laugh at the dealers.

I'm just throwing this out there, but I would almost be willing to bet Ford gave him the truck for publicity.

Of course the driver couldn't control the car, just look at his hands

Had a friend in college with a '02 Mustang GT who got so tired of having to turn it off he cut the wire...he also lost ABS and ended up locking up and wrapping it around a telephone pole avoiding stopped traffic around a corner in town. I'm just of the opinion that if you're driving so aggressively that traction…

I'd argue it's more of the canned, gelatinous form of processed pork-based insults — It's handed out without regard to quality. The spiral cut glazed stuff is primo shit.

Don't take jokes too seriously. I was pretty sure he hadn't shipped the GT3 to South Africa.

Yeah, cause they drive on the left and speak with Dutch accents in NC, right?

Oooooof. Probably one of those people that turns off traction control no matter where they are or what they're doing. Never understand that. Poor GT3, it deserved better.

"Ham-fisted" is truly the spiral-cut, honey-baked, salt-cured ham of the ham-based insults.

The Bosch Hieronymous-Jetronic is my favoritous fuel injection system.

So it either looks like a Honda Accord...or a strange combo of Dodge Dart, Chevy Malibu and SS

AUGH. No. Language has context. The same word can have a completely different meaning depending on how and by whom it's used. The problem with white people using racial slurs in the same way as minorities that have reclaimed them is that it allows them to use those slurs to disguise contempt for minorities that they'd…

Say whaaaaat

I waited for the punchline so long, I felt like I was being held for... Ransom.

WAIT THATS NOT AN OLDS

Hey, look at that... they filmed the part where where she instantly changed clothes in my living room (no joke, that is my apartment)... Glad the commercial turned out great :)

But it still has the major flaw of what do you do with that damn long ass cord once you unplug it. Video cut in EXACTLY the same spot. And if it's like any of my extension cords, if you try to wind it in cold weather you're screwed. And look at how thick that is. I want to see a commercial just on what to do with…