This joke is not about the NBA. This joke is about you, and your ilk.

Can a player pretend it's a baseball instead?

My money is on Matt Schaub, he's been fading away for quite a while now.

Big deal, goal post dunks are bullshit. These guys always travel anyway.

Who's going to be the first player to run up and act like they're going to dunk it, only to pull up a fade away?

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

I don't get it, that looks just like a regular puck.

Do the Jets count as a fatality?

"As Editor-in-Chief of Deadpsin, I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards."

the Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy

BENGHAZI!

I think I've been desensitized clickbait, as I instantly translated "died on 9/11" to ~3000, and didn't make the connection until it was pointed out

Clearly this guy has never heard of Deadspin before.

"In the meantime, I suggest you re-visit the headline. It is currently being reviewed by our legal team"

"There are 500,000 Indians living in Qatar. Since 2011 around 450-500 Indians have died due to any number of reasons. "

50,000 man hours without a fatality is equivalent to a "1 Days Without a Horrible Accident" sign for a factory with 6,250 workers.

In their defense the original bid that Qatar put out promised closed and air-conditioned stadiums. For some reason that's off the table (not sure why, it's not like labor costs are through the roof for them).

"In almost 50,000 man hours, the Supreme Committee has not had one single injury or fatality on World Cup projects"

I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards.

[dying]