Saving Private Joker

yeah! i’m glad they got past that for at least some things. just imagine how much the lion king suck if semi transparent winged mufasa with a halo above his head floated out of the body in this scene.

Well not after Thanos killed him.

“He turned me into a pile of dust!”

What spoiler is in the picture? You know that Napoleon Dynamite is not in this, right?

Sadly what we see is Mitch on Cocaine.

So that’s how the tortoise beat the hare!

Yep. Strange looked through over 14 million possible futures and there was only one possible path to victory: the one we saw unfold in the film. Strange knew Quill would fuck up the plan; in fact he was counting on it.

They don’t “have” to eat Chipotle so I’m not sure what point you’re making. They’re making a choice about this.

God of War II is arguably a better game than the first one; it features solid iterative improvements to all of the systems available in the first game, and it adds some fun new twists to existing gameplay models.

By the time they got around to III, the formula had just started to feel like, “Holy shit, how long can…

It’s probably holding the front fascia on.

The choice of Thornturds makes me question every other decision that went into this build. Definite Crack Pipe based on that and the other obvious stuff. Just needs wiring = I have no idea WTF I’m doing so please get this out of my driveway before my mom kicks me out of the house.

“One of a kind clone”

Well to be fair he did kill the first one and the review points out that his 2nd one seemingly died of natural causes. So two different situations potentially (we know there’s probably a twist in the story).

LOL Street Fighter V with a higher score than Killer Instinct

How dare they use ads to fund free content!

The Kinja ads completely destroy what is otherwise a really nicely designed and well-written review. I counted 8, middle-of-the-content ads, 2 or 3 of which were incredibly distracting autoplaying videos. Come on guys... I really want to support long-form content like this, but I’m really close to enabling adblock…

That’s the most intense Splatoon thing I have ever seen

I’ve been bowling since I was 5 (I’m 38) and I get that question a lot. I tend to give people the analogy of golfing at your local course would be similar to a local recreational bowling league (oil pattern) and the conditions (oil patterns) the pros bowl on is like Bethpage Black or some other extremely difficult…

You said it man, nobody fucks with the Mookie...