“One of a kind clown.”

Can confirm. I am Nintendo and your uncle works for me.

I’m sorry that you’ve lived a life full of such cruelty. It sounds like you’ve had a hard time of it.

The perfect epitaph for the car against which all other cars are measured.

That was the second Death Star

Went there, can confirm that a disproportionate number of expensive cars were driven by international (often Chinese) students. Never seen something like this happen though.

My first thought was cheesy Chris Gaines-style gimmick with Lincoln.

You’re the asshat!

Cutting down on pollution, presumably.

Some people prefer to shoot for attainable goals.

I think the front looks really good. It’s like an evolution of the 2010 Ford Fusion.

There is evidence to suggest that maintaining sufficient following distance actually improves traffic flow, so if they were programmed that way, it’s unlikely that it would make traffic worse.

I too read the New Yorker. Can’t wait to see their piece on Dat Boi.

It is officially styled as University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, or UIUC. It’s in Champaign-Urbana though. Before switching to the illinois.edu domain, it was uiuc.edu.

Undertale is a game that can be enjoyed on its own. I will say that it’s especially enjoyable if you grew up playing SNES RPGs. The music is excellent, too.

He may have confused “high-brow” with “eyebrow raising.”

There’s a reason public comment periods exist on proposed regulations. It gives individuals and industry the ability to provide input. If you care about this issue, you should let the EPA know.

Opinions vary, but I think there are plenty of scarier sentences you might hear, like “I’ve got a knife and I’m here to stab you to death.”

Dude, calm down. You shouldn’t be that worked up over someone else’s opinion.

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