The PGA tour logo at the end perfectly replicates his next rage-filled shot.

A thought that hadn't occurred to me.

Did somebody say concussions???

Nah

Why would you wrap food with cheap newsprint? Wouldn't your food pick up ink like silly putty?

Why did you turn!?

Thank you. People always throw on the rose-colored glasses when they see clips like this. Traffic laws and signals work.

I also got worried.

Clearly it was the "T" this time.

I've personally heard slant more than slope, but same idea. I've never heard it used in earnest.

You won't find any love for Benz's recent styling from me.

Sliding.

No, but I do prefer coherent design. This is all over the place.

The rear fender is my biggest problem. Look at this:

Everything from the B pillar back is a disaster. Just too many lines, scallops, and creases. What were they thinking?

I see they haven't gotten rid of the cheap looking plastic faux-mesh detail on the rear fascia. For some reason, it's even more apparent on the sedan and just looks terrible. The tiny face isn't doing it any favors either.

There's a different between "edgy" and "cool." This is the former.

Except it's not even cool looking.

Is that a Vehicross?

Dying and lying.