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Jesus christ, look at those exposed fasteners.

Theseus' Ship?

I don't think those engines are long for this world, sadly.

Looks like an Accord, IMO.

When I saw this ad I really wondered why they thought this would be a feature people would want. It's a great PSA against connecting your phone to your car.

I hate to ruin it for you, but those are for shopping carts.

Over 20 years of pissing was bound to take its toll on the subsurface.

26. Maybe you should read the article.

Goddamn heterosexual propaganda.

Disposable culture? Cars are both more expensive and more reliable now than they have been in the past, and many "millenials" don't have the income to replace their car with that kind of frequency. That makes no sense.

1st:

This is already a thing. It's called Skeleton.

I'm not impressed by highway MPGs. What does it get in-town?

Just making opera references. You've maybe heard this one:

I think Largo al factotum would have been an amusing choice, given how ridiculous the whole premise of the commercial is.

How's it pronounced? That would be a public service.

And if he does, he certainly can't hit those high notes.

Yeah, I mean Laurence Fishburne clearly isn't a tenor, so Nessun Dorma was an odd choice.

The New Yorker, actually.