How serendipitous. One the one hand, we have a leader in poor calls and drops. On the other, we have AT&T.

How often do you finish peeing and close up shop only for your dick to declare "HEY JUST KIDDING NOT DONE" and send a small stream of urine down your leg? Please tell me I'm not the only one. It sucks.

Lawrence Taylor Jr.: [attempts to have sex with @GlobeBobRyan]

They should have installed that camera some place safer where it wouldn't get hit by the ball. Like Ike Davis's bat.

Who knew that a young Don King was a Cavs fan?

Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

DougExeter is the real artist, while I am the example of what NOT to do, but thank you for the kind words. Good core of funny people on here and they mean well. Just remember, always be funny. ;)

Hard to find anything straight in that city.

"Looks straight to me"

[assesses traffic flow issue]

Everyone at the station was horrified except for her co-anchor, who only felt inadequate.

This is OK, but I'm waiting for the uncut footage.

Au contraire mon frere! He drove it low with incredible speed, with a slight draw, for maximum roll and distance to take advantage of the narrow fairway in hard dry conditions. Expertly played in my opinion.

in contrast, Florida tight ends tend to fly off the handle.

This may be the first time Soldier Field is an upgrade in terms of field quality

There was some initial confusion in the Mariners locker room, as calls of "Help! My left arm's gone limp and weak!" are usually coming from Joe Saunders.

No good J.J., no one's going to take these tweets seriously. Time for Plan B.

All The Wrong Moves

YOU ARE CUT, PAPER.

23 years ago today one of the most metal albums went on sale