Tsk tsk.

We do live in a crumbling society. Morality has plummeted into a morass of debauchery, sin, and lowbrow attempts at relevance. We, as a people, strive for attention, and by doing so, we make fools of ourselves and others at the expense of culture and refinement. I understand you may feel overshadowed by another man's…

Yeah, my understanding is that they were wearing nothing but body paint when they cut down Custer, too.

I knew it! Sooner or later, eventually, verily, I say, there would be festive lights in Cleveland!

Looks like the Star Wars auditions are off to a good start.

Amen. Carry on.

So, this is what made him finally notice contact.

I thought she'd already buried her heart at Wounded Knee.

Man, you'd think Orioles Hangout would use a superior platform such as Kinja to keep all the fucking idiots out.

Well, at least one thing in that stadium gets a ring this year.

When do you think we'll see a cap in size/speed/strength of pro athletes (primarily football)? The players are hulks these days compared to the first few decades of ball, and I'm having trouble imagining them getting any bigger and faster than now without some kind of scientific breakthrough.

Christ. +1

The Fox & The Stork

Also, In Over-Kindly Moments DUAN

Lovely. +1

You know, sometimes a post is so funny unto itself I'm blanked on having anything to say.

That was nice of Jimbo to call his ride a scooter.

As a Washingtonian, that one hit really close.

I was awaiting your incredulous reaction.

y'know, it was scary, but that honestly was the first thing that piqued my interest in the sport.