I was in Honduras in 2001ish when the US beat them there.

+1

*guilty laughter*

A momentous occasion. The first man to hold a press conference this week who kept his pants on.

Why? It was the kid they caught red-handed.

Collective World of Soccer Fans:

I felt terrible after realizing I had lauded him before he was even done.

Oof. +1

+1 more 6.8 review

So, much like his tenure at ESPN, the only thing that was deep-throated was the microphone.

Another week of desperation and he'll have Cameron Diaz on The View saying he's still capable of getting out of bed.

Naw, they got it. It was right under the September '98 issue of Field & Stream and a Publisher's Clearing House box containing a copy of A Very Special Christmas 3

Superb. +1

Thank you, apologies. I kinda mailed that comment in.

Unfortunately, being the United States Postal Service, they didn't recieve the first notification of allegations until yesterday.

He's like the Thai Horse Whisperer. What dedication to try and get inside an animal's head.

+1 round of radiation

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Charles Barkley has that inside his loafers as well, reminding him daily of his weight goal.