Okay, let's be honest: I tried and failed.

The booger picking/eating isn't even the embarrassing part.

Brandi Chastain wore it better.

i met her at the Living Earth show...

MGMT - Kids

"The usual gang of rascals will be here to tell you jokes this weekend."

Well I've got some weird (delicious) imported beer and a date with a total cutie tonight. Hope everyone else has a good one!

Who comes up with the titles for these posts, anyway? The American League pennant?

What a lame excuse. Sounds to me like he's just a loafer.

Oscar de la Hoya Cuts Short Workout Because of Cold Legs, Sore Feet. Blames His Dress, Shoes.

That man is basically the Civil War incarnate.

I thought his reply was descent

Oh, the ironing...

And tomorrow she plans to go back and teach the team a thing or two about faking.

At least she had some teepee to wipe up her tears.

It's no wonder he gets bored and can't hold down any steady media gig.

Personally, I think it's all part of Firestone's vendetta against any player who ever had a good year.

This type of baseless speculation is damaging, and quite frankly unfair. To set the record straight, Jason Collins is not retired.