Old Lady: Charles, I'm so wet.

Barkley: Damn! Horny old women, talking barstools- this place is fucking crazy!

Dear Croc,

A nearly identical scene occurred when Kirstie Alley was forced to do one more take before breaking for lunch.

There's obviously zero margin for error with a stunt like this.

If A-Rod gets a lifetime ban, "MLB did it at the Yankees' request" becomes an all-time great conspiracy theory.

At least the trainer was also banned for life.

Great teammates
Always have
Your back

MLBPA:

Lawrence Taylor Jr.: [attempts to have sex with MLB]

I am sure if you wore those shoes and a pair of 501 Jeans, amongst my boyz you would be known as Mr. Thousand, and that nickname would stick.

You guys are totally biased. If Bryce Harper tried this shit, you would've just made fun of him for not catching the ball.

The Yasiel Puig Fathead is incredibly lifelike.

How hot is the take?

Peter Gammons' take was so hot, Tim, that his keyboard must have melted! There's no other way we'd get something like: Braun is a criminsdasdh aoasdoas hda a qaqw asdasd.

10) "Damn this is good!" - Jason Whitlock

The WWE Needs Better Wardrobe People [NSFW]

That's bullshit. The Nipple Slip has been Ric Flair's finisher for the last 15 years now.

this is the worst wardrobe malfunction since Chyna's penis flopped out during a suplex.

Well, I, for one, only watch wrestling for the articles.