Writer with dog avatar extraordinarily sensitive about mocking ugly people.

Rubbish. If men as a group bear a bad reputation that is only because some people foolishly tar an entire body of people with the dumb statements of a few. I have nothing to do with what the BBC says and will not apologize or accept blame for it, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a bonehead.

On the other hand, Maria Sharapova has to deal with the entire world butchering her last name day in, day out. It's pronounced Sha-RA-pa-va.

Well, there's my daily effort to remain The Most Pedantic Man in the World. 19 out.

Didn't you run a story just days ago implying that viewer complaints are for the most part frivolous?

Hey! You got your Jezebel in my Deadspin!

Told of Inverdale’s remarks, the Canyons star's father, Mr. Michael Lohan, said: "I am not angry. She is my beautiful daughter.

O AN HE SUPLEXY

Wrath of the Titans.

THINGS I RETAINED TODAY by Joey Chestnut

Reporter: Manny, what do you intend to do when you get to Round Rock?

Can bros have beards?

Smith: [deep-fries onion]

John Mayer Joins Slim Thug in Worst Collaboration Ever

As a Reds fan: "Sweet!"

Reporter: Homer was very efficient out there tonight. Only took him one-hundred and nine pitches.

He doesn't open a door like this human being until it's the driver's side door and he's got a beer in each hand, thank you very much.

Not gonna lie, the Sonics fan in me loves this move. Schadenfreude.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Did you say chicken and waffles?