It's sad to see, again, Favre being released from the forefront of an organization in favor of someone with superior tools and a better long ball.

Oof. +1

Should you expect a daughter's boyfriend of seriousness to come speak with you about her hand in marriage before getting engaged, or am I still living mentally in some Victorian bliss in regards to the ways of the world anymore?

+1 there must be something in the water today

I still laughed.

Well, that's a hell of a way to start my morning.

I believe the shorts in question didn't appreciate being hiked a Mile too high.

Ha!

Great statement of the day: made. Bravo.

Just finished reading your Jezebel thread.

Ahhhhh. I could totally see that.

Oh- you didn't offend me at all. I was just curious.

Oh good.

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED

It's really depressing to see a media organization dedicated to sports resort to nothing but people telling dick jokes.

Better than having fatback.

You just shut me down completely.

+1 hour of cleaning coffee off my screen

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