That's tough. I'm a Texan in the PNW, have to have my Shiner

Aw man. Where do you live? I supplied my liquor store with enough cases to survive the apocalypse.

I'm here to destroy it.

(Almond) Joy.

That is some serious Heath Ledger Joker channeling shit going on at there Popeye's

You come out like Batman at night, and strike with a vengeance.

+1

Have you had Shiner's Ruby Red seasonal? Bereaved with ginger and grapefruit. Mylanta.

My brother just sent me that album- I approve.

Harry Reid's wasted more than four quarters in his life.

COCKTAIL RECIPE TO BEAT THE HEAT DUAN:

In their (sort-of) defense, I never see Canadians that look like that here.

Thank you for making me stare at a picture of a middle-aged man over something so trivial. I'll be in my corner punching myself a la Fight Club.

And I thought he was an environmentalist.

silly man. Depending on your diet aside, a piece of shit is always brown.

+1 stream of tea from nostril of GrungeBanjo

"CHRIS BROWN AND WANTSTER TO MAKE SICK KID'S WISH COME TRUE"

"Hot Shit"? I'm sure she'd say it Depends.

Drew- nice piece, man. It confuses me to no end that quarterbacks are the only thing left in popular culture to be our Captian America/Good Ol' American Traditionalist Boy types. A guy like Manziel, who isn't nearly old enough or played enough to warrant this kind of attention, gets garroted over being a party boy,…

I just guffawed and snorted my way through this. Thank you.