Moral of the story- don't have an affair with Sally.

+1 for you, sir

Or be assassinated/hired by Dick Morris.

"My Ukrainian Svexbot has a more genuine vulva. I honestly don't see how you can still put your dick in that model."

Bravo. Excellent statement.

I'm pretty sure you'd never make a billion dollars with Force power.

Heh heh. Deadspin brings up some Tebow nostalgia, and the jokes come back.

Kinja'd.

verily, Mark May, we all look to College Station for moral guidance.

Perfect form. +1

Amazing-

You make me sick.

*applause*

"but here's my cutter

Well, that's one way to give a flat beer head.

Tim- was it you that chose Iron & Wine for this?

Sean- anytime I am doing anything strenuous, it's Dead Meadow time. It's not the fastest beats, but the guitar crunch cranked up makes your work seem cinematic. "Beyond The Fields We Know" and "Rocky Mountain High" are excellent start points.

SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN

Wait, this makes no sense. Lincecum? Baseball? Sports?

Not even close to a Yankees fan. But I am a fan of immortality.