I know I'm late to this, but. God. Damn.

Wait...you guys actually have been watching the movies you review?

good lord. +1

boy, those Vandy guys sure stab everything.

Meanwhile, back at home, Arenas is sobbing gently as he packs his ornamental dragon costume away.

This is why you should always take a limo in Baltimore.

Holy shit. *immediate fanfare*

Woman: Mark! Let's grind! *turns appropriately lovely curves to him, drops to suggestive stance*

"...depending on whether his pitching coach did the right kind of mood stabilizing that year."

An excellent Putin impersonination.

Wow. +1

Poor guy.

His wardrobe suggests to me that he should probably have a paternity test done on Bobby Knight.

Revelation 18:6-7

That's excellent.

I get emotional sometimes.

Just saying hi

Manager: I don't understand why the fuck you can't get this down. This is a routine play, dammit!

Editors miss things, it's true. Cut them some slack.

In a secret dungeon, in utter darkness, a screen spasms to life. A hand is seen, and a balding head, slumped over the armrest of a satin divan.