Always late, n-. Yeah. Damned West Coast.

Damn you for making me laugh

I've always wondered the same. Thanks for clearing that up for me

+1 gas chamber

Not as cool as my Antonio Cromartie hand-signed Fossil billfold.

Pfft. Johnny's fault. He should know that in that part of Texas if your confederate flag rear window isn't facing the road, you should expect a citation.

In their defense, the naval cadets pleaded intoxication to the degree that they did not realize she was a woman.

It helped during intermission when the Zamboni fell through the boston goal territory

the magnificent seven point season

"The Downfall of Civilization Will be an Errant Spear"

I think the front office of the Nets misinterpreted the meaning of assist.

yardbarker has set the over/under at 3 days until Rick Reilly publishes a poem intertwining this story, Julius Caesar and Brutus, MLK, orange Julius, his daughter's cat, and the '96 US Open.

Coming from a Southerner who cooks often, I've always suggested to friends wanting to fry foods (especially meats) to avoid deep-frying.